nevergenders:

remember that point in time when dropping your phone didn’t break it but instead the back of it fell off and the battery fell out and you just had to put it back on

etrianprincess:

helpful grammar tip! farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance!

abbelbabbel:

robo-ahoge:

i dont remember much abt my naruto phase but i liked that one dude who looked like this

thats finn adventuretime

rizaoftheowls:

kayvsworld:

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

sodomymcscurvylegs:

What’s the greatest gaming evil: forced escort missions, timed missions, or forced stealth sections in non-stealth games?

kingquadandco:

yuzuwuw:

Today will be a national holiday called I just miss Javi day

they go so hard for each other 😭

goddessvicky:

A+ can confirm